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It seems Choco the Hippo has released Choco Milk Chocolate Drink Mix that goes great with Choco’s Brand Cereal. Filled with carbs at the expense of over-rated nutrients, Choco Milk tastes great and fills you up quick. Although not techincally milk, it is definitely milk like, down to its “milky” consistency, and the fact it comes from a more-or-less four-legged animal. So if you like to drink milk, and don’t mind jogging till dawn to work it off, Choco Dairy-related Milk is for you. Look for it at your local pharmacy, or industrial solvent store.