100% Pure Petroleum Jelliffe

Last time I told you about how I counted my spare change, and how I was singlehandedly responsible for closign down several laundromats by cornering the market for quarters. Well I finally decided to pluck the bountiful fruits from the money tree I planted 2 years ago. And let me tell you, it’s literally like finding $300 on the street. It falls in your lap and brightens your day like a clumsy stripper. What will I do with my new found wealth? Stay tuned…