Do you wish college never ended? Of course you do. Do you miss it
more than Larry? I highly doubt it. If you think you do, I’d love to
hear it. On a 3×5 index card write down your plea to return to the
land of sleeping late and boozing in incredible excess, and mail it to
the address below. Bonus points if you’re a jappy girl with a grating
voice. The winner will get to enjoy a fabulous, all expenses paid,
Beirut tournament in the back room of luxurious Pat O’Briens (provided
it’s open) with Larry and his friends. Don’t delay!

Dude, you didn’t provide an e-mail address for people to send their entries to =(