NEW YORK, NY - The defeat the New York Yankees last night at the hands of the Boston Red Sox has unleashed a devastating force. Thousands of way-to-emotionally-invested Yankee fans have started riots, cried themselves to sleep, and bought toasters to drop in the tub. Derek
Jeter was found lynched to a tree outside Yankee Stadium, which is itself currently ablaze. All this came to pass immediately after the game ended and Boston First Baseman David Ortiz revealed himself to be omnipotent ruler of Apokolips from DC Comics, Darkseid.
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Man, Tom wasn’t kidding about the typos was he? Yeah I guess he sort of looks like that fictional non-existent character, especially with his jaw bone beard acting like the edge of some kind of spandex hood of evil. Find a better picture though.
Fixed the pic, Jer. Honestly, I think the resemblance is uncanny, like so many X-Men. Except for the purple skin and red eyes, that is.
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