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Turns out Lit wasn’t even that crowded last night after all. It was damn deserted until 9 when the open bar started. They have a decent happy hour as well from 5 to 9, a fitting inverse for the 9 to 5 unhappy hour. Toil away in the fields from 9 to 5, get loaded for half price from 5 to 9. That place is so chock full of hipsters though, it’s getting annyoing. I mean they still wear trucker hats there, because even though they’re technically out of style, wearing them has become ironic all over again! Hipsters won’t ever burn out if they can rationalize their style even when it’s become overdone. They’ve found a fashion loophole. Base your fashion on the principle that overdone stuff is cool, and when you over do it it’s still cool. Those clever bastards! <Shaking fist in air> Always one step ahead!