I had my 5 year high school reunion over the weekend. Sort of a weird concept actually. I don’t mean reunions in general, just the 5 year variety. I think it’s because 5 years isn’t long enough to lose touch with people any more. For 4 of those 5 years most […]
Archive for November, 2004
In the vein of X-Entertainment, here’s a guy with too much time on his hands. A compendium of cereal character knowledge, Topher’s Breakfast Cereal Character Guide documents just about every cereal’s brand identity. He’s got the scoop on Snap, Crackle and Pop, Tony the Tiger (and his wife?!), Toucan Sam, and a bunch […]
This seemed as good a way as any to end my temporary hiatus. I’ve recently been on a pareidolia kick. Now for those of you who don’t habla espanol know what that means, namely all of you, pareidolia is the phenomenon of seeing meaningful patterns where none really exist. So every time […]
77 Year-old Mother Leaves Behind Twin Orphans
Published November 10th, 2004 in Headlines. 3 CommentsNEW YORK, NY - The 77 year-old mother of twins born 20 years ago precisely died at her home today. Selfishly giving birth to twins as she reached the twilight of her years, she raised the children at a constant distance. Arthritis and delayed onset menopause wracked her body during her children’s most […]
I noticed something interesting on the Gristede’s shopping bag the other day. While most plastic bags hope you have a nice day or ask you to please come again, Gristede’s reminds you of the most devastating terrorist attack ever on American soil. What an odd thing to do. Honestly, who reads a […]
You know how iPod has popularized shuffle? Yeah, you can randomly play any song on it like a 3 day long mix tape. Well imagine doing the same thing with TV. No commercials, no episodes you don’t want to see. It’s possible now because there are DVD Changers out there which […]
Obviously, I love puns. And I also love this site I just found that lists New York City blogs by subway stop. How much more New York can you get? So far there are 1742 blogs out of Manhattan, 1070 out of Brooklyn, and who cares about the other “extra” boroughs? […]
Fuck.
One of these things is not like the other. Wait a minute! No! They’re exactly the same!
Well it looks like we’ll get 4 more years of Bush for a total of 12 out of 20 years. Fantastic. But he won fair and square, by getting the most votes from states that […]
Since I’ve been doing this web sites and others I’ve come to resent Internet Explorer. All the cool stuff that’s actually improved the web, CSS for one, Java for another, have been snubbed and tweaked into propietary versions by Microsoft. CSS let’s you design a web page with out using tables so you […]
