NEW YORK, NY - The 77 year-old mother of twins born 20 years ago precisely died at her home today. Selfishly giving birth to twins as she reached the twilight of her years, she raised the children at a constant distance. Arthritis and delayed onset menopause wracked her body during her children’s most formative years. Never having the opportunity to “drop the kids off” at the children’s long dead grandparents further contributed to her demise. It is unclear whether the 20 year-old twins will be able to complete their college educations because of the loss of their mother. One wonders if these children would have been better off had they been born 30 years ago.
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I din’t get that… and I don’t think it’ll matter much in the long run. What I’m more concerned with is YOUR soul, friend — Picture a square centimeter in a football field; Now, picture 999 nonillion football fields. Which is our Finite Existence? Which is Heaven or Hell? Don’t be ignorant. Repent, like I do every Monday following Mass — God’s in control. Not Bush.
Wow catalyst, I didn’t get that. What a completely irrelevant comment to a completely irrelevant post about a completely irrelevant 57 year-old mother of twins.
DECAY DECAY DECAY!!!