Microwave Popcorn
DO NOT look at the directions on the package, for they are lying to you. Unless you like toxic smoke billowing through your apartment, DO NOT cook the popcorn on high for 4 minutes, as all popcorn instructions say. You MUST actively listen for the pops to stop. Your wellbeing and apartment’s fresh scent depend on it.
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