http://www.petroleumjelliffe.com/2005/01/basedow-lives/ Your source of information about John Basedow, the Muffin vs. Cupcake debate, using Outlook like Gmail, and how to kill your TV. Sat, 22 Nov 2008 07:41:58 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.0.4 http://www.petroleumjelliffe.com/2005/01/basedow-lives/#comment-231 Sun, 29 Jan 2006 19:51:07 +0000 http://www.petroleumjelliffe.com/2005/01/basedow-lives/#comment-231 I HEART FITNESS MADE SIMPLE. COME BACK JOHN AKA CHUCK NORRIS. I HEART FITNESS MADE SIMPLE. COME BACK JOHN AKA CHUCK NORRIS.

]]> http://www.petroleumjelliffe.com/2005/01/basedow-lives/#comment-230 Sun, 29 Jan 2006 19:50:24 +0000 http://www.petroleumjelliffe.com/2005/01/basedow-lives/#comment-230 I believe that Chuck Norris and John Basedow are the same person. It's like Chuck Norris cloned himself and the product was John Basedow. John Basedow can also do a roundhouse kick to the face. I believe that Chuck Norris and John Basedow are the same person. It’s like Chuck Norris cloned himself and the product was John Basedow. John Basedow can also do a roundhouse kick to the face.

]]> http://www.petroleumjelliffe.com/2005/01/basedow-lives/#comment-229 Sun, 29 Jan 2006 19:47:33 +0000 http://www.petroleumjelliffe.com/2005/01/basedow-lives/#comment-229 I have a John Basedow story...John Basedow is on an island with Tupac. He survived the tsunami because he has gills. He is a lot like Chuck Norris-indestructable. That is all. Thank you. I have a John Basedow story…John Basedow is on an island with Tupac. He survived the tsunami because he has gills. He is a lot like Chuck Norris-indestructable. That is all. Thank you.

]]> http://www.petroleumjelliffe.com/2005/01/basedow-lives/#comment-228 Thu, 22 Dec 2005 10:59:42 +0000 http://www.petroleumjelliffe.com/2005/01/basedow-lives/#comment-228 word. this guy is a freak. very ugly....and very...eww. word. this guy is a freak. very ugly….and very…eww.

]]> http://www.petroleumjelliffe.com/2005/01/basedow-lives/#comment-227 Sat, 15 Oct 2005 01:03:29 +0000 http://www.petroleumjelliffe.com/2005/01/basedow-lives/#comment-227 The John Basedow tragedy hit home in many different ways. It was upsetting to see the overwhelming amount of fans who came to show support for the no-talent, ass-clown. His weird body gives many small children the creeps and they often have bad dreams; nightmares. There is something to be said about his bobble-head looking appearence. But we can all agree that on the fact that it looks weird. Also, in a bold career move, he gave himself blonde streaks to distract people from looking at his osterich neck. I don't think Basedow should die, but I don't think he should be a face for pop-culture. I'm amazed at the fact that he has a son. Does he also have an osterich neck? I am willing wager a large sum of money on jr. being the victim to many swirlies and rigatoni accidents. Hey Basedow, keep truckin. Keep pasting your head on someone else's body. I guess money and a perfect body doesn't get you laid. Huh. I really feel like I am doing something productive right now. I'm glad others are finally speaking out against this menace. The John Basedow tragedy hit home in many different ways. It was upsetting to see the overwhelming amount of fans who came to show support for the no-talent, ass-clown. His weird body gives many small children the creeps and they often have bad dreams; nightmares. There is something to be said about his bobble-head looking appearence. But we can all agree that on the fact that it looks weird. Also, in a bold career move, he gave himself blonde streaks to distract people from looking at his osterich neck. I don’t think Basedow should die, but I don’t think he should be a face for pop-culture. I’m amazed at the fact that he has a son. Does he also have an osterich neck? I am willing wager a large sum of money on jr. being the victim to many swirlies and rigatoni accidents.
Hey Basedow, keep truckin. Keep pasting your head on someone else’s body. I guess money and a perfect body doesn’t get you laid. Huh. I really feel like I am doing something productive right now. I’m glad others are finally speaking out against this menace.

]]> http://www.petroleumjelliffe.com/2005/01/basedow-lives/#comment-226 Mon, 08 Aug 2005 09:29:46 +0000 http://www.petroleumjelliffe.com/2005/01/basedow-lives/#comment-226 love the content. i myself think that basedow's head is too big for his body, or doesn't fit his body, but i don't want him dead. if he is making money out of honesty, then go for it... love your work man!!!!!!! love the content. i myself think that basedow’s head is too big for his body, or doesn’t fit his body, but i don’t want him dead. if he is making money out of honesty, then go for it… love your work man!!!!!!!

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