Archive for February, 2005

Mastermind 2005

Well it almost killed me, but here’s the first fully playable version of my remake of the classic game Mastermind by Pressman Toy.
It all started about a year and a half ago, the summer after I graduated college. I was decompressing after 16 years of straight schooling, but knew I needed a job soon. […]

The Athlete’s Foot

I was at an Athlete’s Foot the other day when I realized something. Athlete’s Foot is a horrible name for a store. It’s a fungus! Who were the ad wizards behind that one? The last thing I want to think about while trying on publicly displayed shoes is a completely different […]

Magic ASCII

I knew this was possible!
Remember Magic Eye posters? Those computer generated images you had to stare at until a self-induced brain aneurysm brought upon the right combination of cross-eyedness and hallucination, and if you had the right chromosome activated at birth you could see a crystal clear image right before passing out. […]

King Usurps Ridiculous Crown

KATMANDU, NEPAL – The King of Nepal, King Gyandera, has dissolved the government and declared himself… King. He also donned the greatest crown in recorded history.
Somehow cramming a Star of David, horns, two tridents waving flags, what appears to be a dragonfly, and a large wedding cake at the very top, he demonstrates both […]