KATMANDU, NEPAL – The King of Nepal, King Gyandera, has dissolved the government and declared himself… King. He also donned the greatest crown in recorded history.
Somehow cramming a Star of David, horns, two tridents waving flags, what appears to be a dragonfly, and a large wedding cake at the very top, he demonstrates both his political strength and that of his neck.
“It’s an impressive hat,” commented President Bush at a press conference. “But it ain’t no cowboy hat!”
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