The Athlete’s Foot

I was at an Athlete’s Foot the other day when I realized something. Athlete’s Foot is a horrible name for a store. It’s a fungus! Who were the ad wizards behind that one? The last thing I want to think about while trying on publicly displayed shoes is a completely different kingdom-level classification of life waiting for me inside. Great job guys. No wonder they’re going out of business.

2 Responses to “The Athlete's Foot”


  1. 1 Larry Feb 17th, 2005 at 12:09 pm

    Is this the end of Petroleum Jelliffe? You’re getting maddeningly close to Misadventures of Jer-levels of inconsistency! The masses demand an update!

  2. 2 Alberto Feb 21st, 2005 at 8:03 pm

    maybe he died.

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