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I like Lifehacker’s how to section. I think I’ve come across some time/money/effort/life saving things that people should know. After all, the purpose of this website is to show how much better off people are for having known me.
Double Your OJ
Tropicana orange juice is thick. I mean syrupy thick. It also has enough acid to eat its way through a plastic drinking cup. Plus, it’s all the way from Florida so it’s expensive. So here’s what I do, because I gots to have my Tropicana. (That Five Alive “from concentrate” shit just doesn’t cut it.)
- Fill glass to the neither-optimistic-nor-pessimistic halfway mark with Tropicana Pure Premium Orange Juice®.
- Fill the remainder of the glass with water.
There you go, that box of liquid citrus heaven will now last twice as long without scarring your throat or breaking your bank.
Take Pictures in Bars
Bars are a great place to take pictures. You’re usually with friends, everyone’s laughing, people fall down or get into fights or beg for sex. Not to mention, all the neon signs and mood lighting make for some very interesting colors. If you want to preserve the colors by not using a flash you have to steady the camera somehow. That way your pictures will come out less blurry.
Use your glass as a tripod. Most cameras are bigger than the mouth of a glass and will rest on it perfectly. As long as you aren’t a total clod, it won’t fall in.
Yes! That’s awesome that you linked to that insanely wasted yet incredibly cute girl who was throwing herself at anything that moved last week!
my grandma taught me that water OJ trick. god does it cut down on the shits.