Proving a Point

Girls named Hortense are not pretty. They can’t be. A name like that holds them back like inhibitions do an awkward teenager. You can’t make Hortense sound nice. Break it up and you get ‘whore’ and ‘tense.’ Worst name ever.

1 Response to “Proving a Point”


  1. 1 Larry Apr 26th, 2005 at 12:47 pm

    Yea, Hortense is essentially a death knell, in the same vein of Greta, Gertrude and Gretchen.

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