I love how the guy in the deli wears plastic gloves so he doesn’t get his germs all over your smoked turkey and swiss on a hero, but then fishes out your change with the same gloved hand. Plastic gloves don’t kill germs on contact, they just shield your sandwich from the festering wounds of the leper making it. He shouldn’t be handling your food and money that’s been in circulation longer than an inner city text book.
One guy makes the sandwich, another guy gives me incorrect change: that’s how it should work.

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