Show the world what you think of gas-guzzling, parking-space-wasting, fellatio-euphamism-resembling, automotive monstrosities.
Flip off a hummer.
Archive for July, 2005
CLEVELAND, OHIO – Doctors here will be attempting a face transplant, mimicking a procedure first performed in a Jerry Bruckheimer film. The painstaking operation will involve removing the old, disfigured face of the patient and reattaching a new face, from a cadaver, and take almost a full day to complete.
The illustration below […]
I love 99 cent stores, because they always feel the need to clarify that not everything is really 99 cents. They must get a lot of smart asses that walk in and demand to pay 99 cents for batteries, tupperware, fine china, or Jesus bath towels. I’ve seen some that even show other […]
It’s times like this that I’m proud to be have cursory knowledge of German.
If you’re like me, you probably whiled away the hours in “language arts” and “social studies” by doodling stick figures doing acrobatics all over the purple paragraphs on mimeographed handouts. A stick figure could be anything from a baseball player to a barbarian, simply by adding a brim to his head or a bastard […]
…Be sure to repeatedly say it’s a goose so everyone knows it’s a goose.
Today I was waiting for the F train for a while, which is rare because it usually works fine during rush hour. So when it did come it was no surprise there would be some bizarre service alteration. In […]
See, it’s not so hard to take pics of fireworks.
A little belated but here are my pics from Independence Day. I was on a roof in Williamsburg, with a damn clear view.
I would have posted these earlier, but I only recently got internet access at home again.
TOKYO, JAPAN - Sharp has developed a Dual View LCD screen. This new advancement will let families ignore each other, but still watch the same screen.
“Take a typical family where the mother likes to watch dramas and the father likes to watch baseball or soccer. Now they can watch them together on the […]
The mystery of bearded babies explained…
Tips for parents of bearded babies…
