Personali-keys, the best portmanteau word since Hamburgler, is “the most exiting way for [key-purchasing] consumers to select a key that makes a statement about who they are.”
If there’s a better way to show your patriotism than having a small piece of metal that resides in your pocket or a hook in a dark corner in your apartment for all but the 5 seconds it takes to take it out and turn it once and open your front door, I’d like to hear it. Or if you hate the Bush administration, make a peaceful protest by getting a Canadian or Mexican flag motif for your house keys. Or forego a political statement altogheter and pick your animal spirit guide, as long as it’s a zebra, snake, cheetah, cow or tiger. Talk about a broad canvas.
They even have denim so your keys can camouflage into your pants. Don’t wear jeans? Get the camouflage pattern so they blend into your camo pants.
If these aren’t enough options for you, then go express your love of hairdressing appliances with personalized checks. It’s the least you could do.
How is the old lady key holding her water can? Fascinating.
Haha, nice observation, Al.