Archive for September, 2005

Visual Oxymoron

The headline reads:
“First Live Giant Squid Photographed”
He looks pretty dead to me.
Maybe the reason no one’s seen one for real before, is that like unicorns, there’s only, like two, in the whole world. Make that one.
And now they have to move 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea into the non-fiction section. […]

Panda Style

This one basically speaks for itself.

Of All the Articles to Show Up In

Hey, Vonage, you might want to change your spokesman. He’s got a jaw you could chisel marble with, eyes more lopsided thatn Alfred E. Newman, and looks scarier than the 9/11 terrorist featured in the article to the left!

Fashion Alert!

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In what may be breaking news, and what’s sure to spike my hits, Tiffany & Co. is set to announce a new line of jewelery designed by post-modern architect Frank Gehry.
Gehry, who is known for his use of everyday materials in bizarre shapes, has apparently already designed, at the […]

Indie Podcasting Network

KEXP is an awesome radio station. Based in the birthplace of all the good music to happen in the last 15 years, the Pacific Northwest, it streams it’s show 24/7 online, so you can listen in any timezone. And they just added podcasts to their repertoire.
KEXP Podcast
As an added bonus, since […]

The Greatest Comment Ever Told

A transcript of the Picnic Panic lyrics from Garfield and Friends.

Genesis

In the beginning, there was nothing. And nothing was not so good. So God created the blog. And it was good.

What’s Worse Than Monday?

Finding out you’re addicted to caffeine. The hard way.
This morning I come in to work, my eyes are shut tight as a newborn mole I’m so groggy, and the coffee machine is busted. No biggie I thought, I go without coffee on the weekends usually. But around 10:30, as I’m contemplating taking […]

WTF Friday

Hey, what surprise, a company had a really, really bad idea for a marketing campaign.
I’ve recently foresaken TV, what with every TV show ever coming out on DVD, and John Basedow ruining cable for me. But at least advertising flourishes on the web, so I can still get my daily doses of bile-churning rage.
Juicy […]

Family Guy Speaks About New Zealand Telecoms

New Zealand Herald - Peter Griffin: Tiny Woosh a threatening cloud on Telecom’s horizon - Thursday 15, September 2005 21:01.00 PM - Technology & Science