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In what may be breaking news, and what’s sure to spike my hits, Tiffany & Co. is set to announce a new line of jewelery designed by post-modern architect Frank Gehry.
Gehry, who is known for his use of everyday materials in bizarre shapes, has apparently already designed, at the very least, a watch for Fossil.
This story was leaked on the F train, when a presumed Tiffany employee wasn’t holding her top-secret memo close enough to her person.
The memo was dated August 5, 2005 and stated the collection is set to be released in April 2006. It bore the name of Tiffany CEO Michael J. Kowalski, which all but guarantees authenticity.
Stay tuned for more on this developing story, if our roving reporter can sneak another peak at confidential material aboard a crowded rush hour train.
wow-you are such a super sleuth! You heard it here first kids.