The headline reads:
“First Live Giant Squid Photographed”
He looks pretty dead to me.
Maybe the reason no one’s seen one for real before, is that like unicorns, there’s only, like two, in the whole world. Make that one.
And now they have to move 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea into the non-fiction section. That’s a pain.
But the important thing to remember kids, is that nightmares can come true. Horrible creatures from the briny deep, aren’t figments of your imagination. They’re real. And probably so is that monster under your bed.


what exactly are they doing with their hands?
they’re playing piano of course.