Big story in the news today, folks. A rap concert broke out in total mayhem.
Apparently, it’s customary to greet the crowd with insults and douse them with water. Then, when they throw the water bottles back at you, simply escalate the violence by showering them in broken glass from the balcony. This will also scare the security guards so badly, they won’t stop you from carpet bombing spectators trapped by lack of escape routes.
What the fuck is wrong with people? Mobs are a scary thing, but here the mob was the victim. Some fucking rap group was smashing bottles on people that paid to come see them! Why weren’t they thrown in jail?
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