I will not talk about Paris Hilton and how worthless Paris Hilton is. That’s been done and should be readily apparent by now anyway. But here’s something I’ve always thought when I see a picture of her face mask. It’s like someone photoshops the same picture of her face onto different outfits. Or maybe it’s the other way around. She’s a paperdoll with just as many outward emotions and dimensions to her personality.
Anyway, this proves Paris is a one-trick pony.

she always turns that way to hide her lazy eye