Subways were the last bastion of cell phone freedom. Now this fair city is going to put an end to that. I’m already pissed off at everyone on the goddam train, now I have to hear the stupid shit that will come out, loudly no doubt, of people’s mouths.
It’s not even practical. The train is so loud anyway, you won’t hear the person on the other end of the line. On a really crowded train you can barely fend off that pervert’s hand, let alone reach into your pocket and pull out your phone to call 911. And God forbid a London-esque subway bombing occurs, the circuits will get overloaded in 2 seconds anyway, preventing calls from going through. Useless.
Now if only we could import the subway’s current cell phone blocking technology to movie theaters, the only place people seem to hate cell phone chatter, we’d be all set as a society.
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