I toured a Barnes and Noble recently, and came across their selection of board games.
No Stress Chess
This is a chess variant where instead of “thinking ahead” and “trying to outwit your opponent,” you draw cards which tell you which piece to move. This is a great way to learn one of the oldest and greatest games of strategy and cunning. By not deciding which pieces to move, you conserve precious brain power, enabling you concentrate on ways to distract your opponent and fix the deck. No one plays fair anyhow, so this game helps you develop ruthless ways cheating you’ll need to succeed in life since you never learned to think critically.
Chocloate-opoly
Who was this made for? Are there people out there that refuse to play monopoly because it hasn’t been adopted to their particular hobby?
“I like monopoly, but it really could stand to reference macramé more.”
This should be a limited edition, because there’s only one crazy aunt in Minnesota, who wears brown everyday, has a dog named Hershey, and suffers from type II diabetes, that would actually benefit from this game.
Scattergories: Bible Edition
Because Scattergories: Genus Edition was too broad, and religious nuts like coopting things, this got made.
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