I’m blowing up big time!
First my photo of the Domino Sugar plant gets turned into a postcard, now my photo of the ConEd plant on 14th street is featured in a WNYC story about New York City’s power. I doubt this has anything to do with my extolling the virtues of Radio Lab, which […]
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I lick my brain in silence
Rather squeeze my head instead
Midget man provoking violence
Listen not to what I said
I said please calm it down
Everything is turning brown
Mutilated lips give a kiss on the wrist
Of the worm like tips of tentacles expanding
In my mind, Im fine, accepting only fresh brine
You can get another drop of this, yeah […]
In the great green room
There was a telephone
And a red ballon
And a picture of-
The cow jumping over the moon
And there were three little bears sitting on chairs
And two little kittens
And a pair of mittens
And a little toyhouse
And a young mouse
And a comb and a brush and a bowl full of mush
And a quiet old […]
Whew!
I thought I had missed my chance of getting this shirt from Threadless, but they just reprinted the classic “You Sank My Battleship“.
Get yours now!
In the immortal words of The Who, I hope I die before I get old.
This weekend I was driving along the LIE and just past LeFrak City is one of the most depressing sights it has ever been my misfortune to obesrve.
Senior Quarters. Where people go before they die.
It’s a […]
Not to sound segregationist, but Guinness glasses belong to Guinness stout. I love Guinness and I love many other beers, but they should remain separate, yet equal. Putting any other beer inside the distinctive glass is wrong. Tall, thin glasses are for wheat beers, chilled goblets are for Belgian abbeys, plastic Solo […]
Dogseat has this great picture on Flickr. This real-life Mad Magazine fold-in rescues hilarity from the jaws of the mundane.
Sweet, sweet serendipity.
I’ve had a love affair with this car for a little over a year now. Its audacious yellow self is always parked by my work, sporting that prehensile spoiler and those ridiculous “Jump off groupie!!!” decals. The car gives “No Fear” queers a good name. Best of all, every time I see […]
Snow in April. What won’t they think of next? Inappropriate words of the day?
Yup. Looks like it.
Few things are as “funny” as poor use of “quotation marks.” Why is this such a problem? Isn’t it universally understood that quotes make a word suspicious? The addition of quotation marks effectively negates the meaning of the word! “New” means “old”, “no” means “yes”, “nice” means “lousy”, and “please” means […]
