100% Pure Petroleum Jelliffe

This weekend I counted my change, which I store in a Carlo Rossi 4 liter wine jug. It’s only half full but so far contains a whopping $290 USD. It’s literally a nice chunk of change. A 30 pound chunk. I felt like Ebeneezer Scrooge, stacking coins to my heart’s content, as the living room floor became more and more cluttered with currency. It started to look like a formation of Roman centurions, marching across the Rubicon. My army of coins is going to march over to Commerce Bank instead, and get converted into a more compact and efficient paper bill covert action team. One that can slip in and out of my wallet virtually undetected. Or perhaps I’ll convert them into pure energy, and store them in the ethereal realm that is online banking. Stay tuned…